you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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