I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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