i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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