physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I fill condoms, not promises.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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