i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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