did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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