At least make sure they are 18
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i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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