Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
