Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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