You made me cry and you don't even care
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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