is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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