Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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