Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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