1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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