TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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