i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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