On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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