I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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