I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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