all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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