We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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