I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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