I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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