the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize