I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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