I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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