Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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