I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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