Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
