just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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