He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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