Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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