Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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