Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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