it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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