so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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