YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
