A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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