I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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