Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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