next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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