hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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