did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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