I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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