Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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