Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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