i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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