If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
did you just send me my own nude
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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