i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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