There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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