she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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