rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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