idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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