The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
this hospital has no fireball
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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