1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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