we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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