he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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