You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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