There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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