On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We are two peas in an std pod
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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